Sports Material

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'

If there's a referee in football and an umpire in tennis, what do you have in bowls? Goldfish.

What does the winner lose in a race? His breath.